fionaskywalker: probie-wan-kanobi: heyxxbluexxeyes: trancybitch: somuchmoretofind: misha-dmitri-tippens-krushnic: “HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.” i feel the need to reblog this for the 10000th time DEADEVERYWHERE. Bless this post. I am dead. Everyone left alive after this post is welcome to my belongings. Always reblog. This is the best thing.

fionaskywalker:

probie-wan-kanobi:

heyxxbluexxeyes:

trancybitch:

somuchmoretofind:

misha-dmitri-tippens-krushnic:

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

i feel the need to reblog this for the 10000th time

DEADEVERYWHERE.

Bless this post.

I am dead. Everyone left alive after this post is welcome to my belongings.

Always reblog. This is the best thing.

(Source: clenchuplegolas, via uhhmazzingg)

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